First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Se cond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex. She wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Se cond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
First date: Meet her parents.
Se cond date: Set the
date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's
Third Date: She moves in.
week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her
brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's
mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move
in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your
home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Se cond Date: Guy is shot dead. No third date!!!
First Date: You will have to spend all your money to impress her
Se cond Date: You will take a loan to keep the image
Third Date: Your are broke,
she finds someone wealthier